Privacy’s New Best Friend: The “Forget-Me-Not” Algorithm

By 2030, forgetting will become a lucrative industry, with sophisticated “Forget-Me-Not” algorithms scrambling to delete your digital footprint before companies even get a chance to monetize it. Expect a booming market in personalized data-oblivion services, complete with premium packages that include “selective amnesia” for embarrassing social media posts and “total recall cancellation” for unwanted surveillance footage. After all, who needs Big Brother watching when you can simply…un-remember him?