The “Forever Young” Fountain: Personalized Bio-hacks Arrive!

By 2035, forget generic anti-aging creams! Personalized “bio-hack” cocktails, designed by AI and delivered via convenient nanobots, will target individual cellular decay, resulting in a noticeable increase in healthspan – think sharper minds, stronger bodies, and a dramatically reduced risk of age-related diseases. Of course, the side effect might be a global surge in competitive “bio-olympics” as everyone strives for peak human performance, leading to hilarious (and possibly slightly terrifying) new reality TV shows.