Algae Bloom: The Unexpected Savior (and Slightly Slimy Superhero) of 2045

By 2045, genetically modified algae farms, initially mocked as “planet-sized salad bars,” will be the unsung heroes of carbon capture, single-handedly outperforming all other methods combined. While the occasional accidental green tide causing minor traffic disruptions might become a recurring news story, humanity will grudgingly admit that these slimy little powerhouses are, in fact, saving the planet (one slightly pungent breath of fresh air at a time).