Goodbye Gas Guzzlers, Hello Goat Yoga? (A Climate Change Prediction)

Within the next five years, expect a surge in “climate-conscious” hobbies, like competitive composting and urban goat yoga (for methane reduction, of course!), as the price of gas hits stratospheric levels and people desperately seek eco-friendly distractions from the increasingly erratic weather. Meanwhile, governments, finally realizing the economic benefits of green tech, will grudgingly (but efficiently) begin rolling out large-scale renewable energy projects, spurred on by the sheer volume of viral videos showcasing apocalyptic weather events.