Verabschieden Sie sich von den Montagen (und vielleicht sogar von den Dienstagen!): Das Bio-Hacked-Wochenende

By 2035, personalized bio-regulators, easily accessible via a subscription service (“Weekend Warrior” package highly recommended), will subtly adjust your circadian rhythm, effectively extending your weekend to four days. Forget burnout; prepare for a society where productivity is optimized, and the only thing we’re stressed about is choosing between brunch and a hike. Side effect: slightly increased demand for artisanal sourdough.