Cow Flatulence Conquered: The Year of the Methane-Munching Microbe!

Within the next three years, genetically engineered microbes, nicknamed “Methane Munchers,” will become the unlikely heroes of climate tech. These tiny, adorable organisms, deployed via specially designed “fart filters” on livestock farms, will dramatically reduce bovine methane emissions, leading to a global decrease in giggling cows and a significant improvement in air quality (and potentially, a new line of methane-powered biofuels!).