Game Over for Controllers? Prepare for Brainwave Brawls!

Within the next three years, expect the mainstream adoption of “neuro-gaming,” where headsets reading brainwaves will let you control games with your thoughts – leading to hilariously unintended consequences like accidentally unleashing nuclear war in a strategy game due to a particularly intense moment of frustration. Prepare for esports tournaments where the real challenge is mastering mental discipline, not thumb dexterity!