Au revoir le nettoyage à sec, bonjour les chemises autonettoyantes !

Within the next three years, “smart fabrics” will go mainstream, leading to a hilarious yet practical revolution. Forget those pricey dry cleaning bills – self-cleaning shirts that utilize nano-technology to repel stains and odors will be the new wardrobe staple, leaving only the truly dedicated to accidentally spilling marinara sauce on their exquisitely crafted, self-cleaning, $500 sweater. Expect a surge in “accidentally-stylish” social media posts.