Immortality Inc.: The Singularity of Staying Alive!

By 2035, personalized nanobots, programmed with your unique genetic blueprint and constantly updated via AI-powered cloud diagnostics, will patrol your bloodstream, preemptively neutralizing diseases before they even manifest, effectively eliminating age-related decline and pushing human lifespan into the realm of practical immortality – with optional upgrades for enhanced cognitive function and physical prowess, naturally.