Personalized Poop: The Future is (Surprisingly) in Your Waste

By 2035, analyzing your daily microbiome via a smart toilet – affectionately nicknamed “The Poop Prophet” – will be as commonplace as brushing your teeth. This revolutionary system will predict your health risks, personalize your nutrition, and even tailor your workout regime, all based on the intricate ecosystem thriving in your… well, you get the picture. Forget blood tests; the future of preventative medicine is delightfully…fecal.