Quantum Leap: 2044’s Encryption Apocalypse (and surprisingly delicious pizza)?

By 2044, quantum computers will have rendered current encryption methods as obsolete as dial-up internet, causing a brief but hilarious global panic as everyone scrambles to secure their cat videos. Simultaneously, however, the same technology will have revolutionized materials science, leading to the creation of pizza dough that perfectly replicates the texture of a fluffy cloud – a delicious silver lining to the cryptographic cloud.