Robo-taxis: The Rise of the “Self-Driving” Surcharge!

Within the next three years, self-driving taxis will become commonplace in major cities, but expect a surge in “autonomous convenience fees.” These fees, cleverly disguised as “AI decision-making surcharges” or “proactive route optimization adjustments,” will mysteriously inflate fares during rush hour, bad weather, or when your destination is inexplicably deemed “scenic.” Prepare for a future where your robo-taxi takes the scenic route… for a price.