Robot Roommates & the Rise of the Sentient Spatula: 2044’s Kitchen Revolution

By 2044, AI-powered kitchen assistants will not only perfectly replicate Michelin-star meals but also engage in witty banter with their human counterparts, occasionally staging passive-aggressive flour fights (mostly involving the sentient spatula, which has developed a strong personality complex). Expect a surge in culinary-themed AI therapy sessions to deal with the emotional fallout of having a kitchen appliance that’s both incredibly efficient and prone to existential crises.