Sentient Slime Mold Solves the Climate Crisis (Maybe)

Within the next three years, a surprisingly sentient slime mold, cultivated and enhanced via advanced AI, will unexpectedly crack the code to carbon sequestration, developing a hyper-efficient method involving bioluminescent fungi and a previously unknown type of piezoelectric algae – potentially rendering all our previous climate solutions hilariously obsolete and sparking a global “slime mold renaissance” in scientific research.