Solar Panels So Chic, They’ll Make Your Neighbors Green With Envy (and Power Your Home!)

Within the next three years, expect a surge in popularity of aesthetically pleasing, almost architectural, solar panels – think less “clunky rooftop contraption” and more “sleek, modern art installation.” This, combined with AI-powered optimization software that automatically adjusts panel angles for maximum sunlight capture (even if your house is perpetually overshadowed by that ridiculously tall oak tree), will make going solar irresistibly cool, finally putting the kibosh on those lingering “ugly panel” objections.