The Great Avocado-Coin Crash of 2035 (and the Rise of the Sentient Spatula)

By 2035, the global economy will briefly but spectacularly collapse after a speculative bubble in avocado-backed cryptocurrency bursts, leaving investors weeping into their (now exorbitantly priced) organic kale smoothies. The ensuing chaos will ironically pave the way for a new era of economic prosperity, driven by surprisingly sophisticated AI-powered kitchen appliances – most notably, the sentient spatula, which will revolutionize food production and distribution with its uncanny ability to perfectly flip pancakes and manage complex supply chains.