The Great Avocado Toast Recession (and the Rise of the Robotic Barista)

Prepare for the “Great Avocado Toast Recession” – not a true recession, mind you, more of a recalibration. As AI-powered farms optimize avocado production, prices plummet, leaving millennial brunch budgets surprisingly flush. This newfound wealth, however, will be largely absorbed by the burgeoning robotic barista industry, resulting in perfectly frothed lattes and a concerning lack of human interaction in coffee shops.