The Revenge of the Reintroduced: Biodiversity’s Hilarious Comeback

Within the next decade, the painstakingly reintroduced Dodo-like bird, affectionately nicknamed the “Dodobird 2.0,” will not only thrive but become a minor celebrity, starring in viral videos showcasing its surprisingly effective defense mechanism against rogue drones (a highly evolved, projectile-poo system). Meanwhile, genetically engineered, glow-in-the-dark, super-efficient algae will be quietly cleaning up our oceans, creating a surprisingly profitable side hustle for coastal communities and a spectacular nighttime bioluminescent show.