From Cow Flatulence to Cow Couture: The Methane-Mitigation Miracle!

Within the next three years, expect a surge in popularity of “bio-engineered bovine bloomers”—stylish, high-tech undergarments for livestock that dramatically reduce methane emissions. Forget carbon capture; we’ll be capturing cow farts in the name of fashion and a cooler planet, proving that sustainability can be surprisingly chic (and potentially quite smelly during the initial testing phase).