The Great Avocado Shortage of ’24 (and the Rise of the Robotic Avocado Farmer)

Prepare for sticker shock, avocado lovers! Within the next two years, a confluence of climate change and unexpectedly high demand for “guac” will trigger a global avocado crisis, sending prices soaring. However, fear not, for this crisis will ironically pave the way for the mass adoption of AI-powered, robotic avocado farms, proving that even the most delicious of fruits can’t escape the inevitable march of technology (and potentially leading to a surplus of perfectly uniform avocados by 2026).