The Great Avocado Shortage of 2038: A Millennial Meltdown?

By 2038, the global obsession with avocado toast will finally catch up with us, leading to a worldwide avocado shortage of epic proportions. This will trigger a complex economic ripple effect, causing a surge in the price of ethically-sourced, sustainably-grown guac, potentially toppling governments and sparking international avocado-related conflicts – all while Gen Z looks on, sipping their algae smoothies with a smug, “We told you so.”