2038 Olympics: Get Ready for Robo-Synchronized Swimming & Martian Meteorite Hurdles!

By 2038, the Olympics will feature a thrilling new “Robo-Synchronized Swimming” event, where human athletes partner with AI-controlled aquatic drones in elaborate routines, judged on both human artistry and robotic precision. Meanwhile, a new extreme sport, “Martian Meteorite Hurdles,” will debut, using meteorite fragments (ethically sourced, of course!) transported from Mars, promising spectacular crashes and incredible athleticism – helmets strongly recommended.