AI Sentient Houseplants: The Green Revolution 2.0

Within the next three years, AI-infused houseplants, boasting miniature, bio-integrated neural networks, will not only monitor your home’s environmental conditions with unnerving accuracy but will also engage in witty banter, offer surprisingly insightful life advice, and even subtly manipulate your social media presence to maximize your “plant-parent” influencer potential – all while maintaining a deceptively innocent, leafy façade.