Biodiversity’s Bonkers Bonanza

Within the next three years, a groundbreaking discovery will reveal that a species of sentient slime mold, known as “Mucu”, has mastered the art of interspecies communication. Mucu will act as the global ambassador for biodiversity, facilitating diplomatic relations between humans and the entire animal kingdom. Expect to witness elephants negotiating trade agreements with dolphins and monkeys delivering TED Talks on the importance of pollination.