Climate Change: The Great Coral Casino Caper!

By 2030, gigantic, bioluminescent coral reefs, genetically engineered to thrive in warming waters, will become the hottest new eco-tourism destinations, complete with underwater casinos powered by harnessed ocean currents. Simultaneously, a global network of “cloud-seeding” drones, piloted by AI-trained weather-weasels, will engage in a playful, yet ultimately vital, game of atmospheric Tetris, strategically manipulating weather patterns to cool the planet.