Goodbye Cubicles, Hello Cat Cafés: The Rise of the Decentralized Purr-preneur

By 2044, the traditional startup incubator will be a relic of the past, replaced by a vibrant network of cat cafes, co-working spaces, and surprisingly productive treehouses. Entrepreneurs, fueled by artisanal kombucha and the soothing presence of feline overlords, will launch revolutionary businesses from these unconventional hubs, defining success not by profit margins, but by the number of purrs per project meeting. The most sought-after investors? Retired therapy cats, of course.