Goodbye Guilt, Hello Glow-Up: Sustainable Shopping’s Sparkling Future!

Within the next three years, AI-powered “ethical scorecards” will become standard for all products, rating their environmental and social impact with playful, emoji-rich dashboards. Forget tedious research – your phone will tell you if that avocado toast is truly guilt-free (spoiler alert: probably not, but at least you’ll know!), prompting a surge in truly sustainable consumer choices and a hilarious influx of eco-friendly memes.