Orbiting the Overbooked: Space Tourism’s Surprisingly Mundane Future

By 2035, space tourism will be less “Star Trek” and more “budget airline,” with cramped suborbital flights boasting in-flight Wi-Fi and surprisingly mediocre space-food options. Expect frequent delays due to “celestial congestion” and the occasional celebrity spat over armrest rights on the lunar shuttle, proving that even amongst the stars, human nature remains delightfully predictable.