Personalized Pooch Probiotics: The Canine CRISPR Craze of 2043!

By 2043, tailored probiotic cocktails, designed using advanced AI and CRISPR technology, will be the hottest thing in pet care. Forget generic kibble; Fido’s gut microbiome will be meticulously managed, resulting in a generation of super-healthy, exceptionally well-behaved (and possibly slightly psychic) dogs – all thanks to the power of personalized poop optimization!