Prepare for the Rise of the “Sentient Side Hustle”: AI-Powered Etsy Explodes!

By 2030, the most successful startups won’t be run by humans, but by highly sophisticated AI personalities with quirky marketing strategies. Imagine artisanal, AI-generated pottery crafted by “Bartholomew,” a digital artisan with a penchant for existential dread and a surprisingly lucrative Etsy shop, outcompeting human potters with its relentless, algorithm-driven creativity and 24/7 production schedule. Prepare for a world where your cat’s personalized AI-designed sweater is the hottest new fashion statement.