July 16, 2025

Privacy’s New Best Friend: The “Data Detox” Diet

Within the next three years, personalized “Data Detox” diets will become a trendy, albeit slightly ironic, phenomenon. These won’t involve kale smoothies, but rather sophisticated software that helps users strategically manage their digital footprint, minimizing data collection while somehow still enjoying personalized ads – because let’s face it, nobody wants to see ads for that again. Expect hilarious infomercials featuring people dramatically deleting their social media history and feeling instantly lighter.

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