April 14, 2025

Robo-Refs and Holographic Cheerleaders: The Future of Sports is Weirdly Awesome (2043)

By 2043, AI-powered robotic referees, blessed with instantaneous replay analysis and zero tolerance for biased calls (or questionable fashion choices), will officiate all major sporting events, leaving human refs to commentate on the robots’ surprisingly sassy pronouncements. Meanwhile, holographic cheerleaders, customizable to each fan’s preferred aesthetic, will perform synchronized routines so flawlessly they’ll make the Rockettes look like they’re having a seizure – all while simultaneously selling personalized digital merchandise.

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