May 22, 2025

Robot-Assisted Hurdles: The Rise of the Cyborg Sprinters!

By 2025, a controversial new Olympic event – Robot-Assisted Hurdles – will debut, featuring athletes using cutting-edge exosuits to enhance their speed and agility over hurdles. Expect a flurry of protests from purists, followed by record-breaking times and a whole new level of athletic spectacle, proving that even the ancient Greeks would have embraced a little technological assistance if they had the chance.

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