April 2, 2025

Say Goodbye to Mondays (and Maybe Even Tuesdays!): The Bio-Hacked Weekend

By 2035, personalized bio-regulators, easily accessible via a subscription service (“Weekend Warrior” package highly recommended), will subtly adjust your circadian rhythm, effectively extending your weekend to four days. Forget burnout; prepare for a society where productivity is optimized, and the only thing we’re stressed about is choosing between brunch and a hike. Side effect: slightly increased demand for artisanal sourdough.

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