Sky-High Carbon Suckers & the Great Atmospheric Cleanup of ’43

By 2043, colossal, genetically-engineered “Sky Whales”—autonomous, bioluminescent airships powered by atmospheric carbon capture—will patrol the skies, playfully gobbling up greenhouse gases and converting them into biofuels and breathable oxygen. These majestic behemoths, a testament to humanity’s ingenuity and symbiotic relationship with nature, will have become a globally beloved spectacle, transforming climate remediation from a grim necessity into a breathtaking planetary performance art.