The Great Algorithmic Bake-Off: 2043’s Economic Pie

By 2043, national economies will be less about GDP and more about “GSP” – Gross Societal Pudding – a metric calculated by hyper-intelligent AI chefs who assess societal well-being based on happiness algorithms, environmental impact, and artistic output, rendering traditional economic indicators as quaint as rotary phones. The most successful nations will be those whose AI chefs bake the most delicious and nutritious societal puddings, leading to a bizarre global competition for the title of “World’s Best-Tasting Economy.”