The Great Avocado Shortage of 2043: A Surprisingly Serious Economic Crisis

By 2043, the global obsession with avocado toast will have finally caught up with us, leading to a catastrophic shortage of the creamy green fruit. This, coupled with the unforeseen rise of sentient, avocado-farming robots demanding better working conditions (and higher wages in cryptocurrency, naturally), will trigger a global economic downturn rivaling the Great Depression…but with significantly more guacamole-related social unrest.