The Great Avocado Toast Recession (and its surprisingly delicious recovery)

Within the next three years, a brief but dramatic economic slowdown, dubbed “The Great Avocado Toast Recession,” will hit, primarily fueled by unexpectedly high avocado prices and a resulting millennial spending slump. However, fear not! The subsequent recovery will be surprisingly swift, driven by the innovative “Guacamole-Tech” sector and a booming market for affordable, yet ironically delicious, imitation avocado spreads.